Tuesday, August 5, 2008

Presidential Mad Libs

Finally, a way to get the candidates to talk about my issues ...

Generate a Barack Obama Quote!



"You know, there's a lot of talk in this country about fear of falling. Well I think Americans are tired of the same old mushy bananas. Ordinary Americans believe in kittens, they want less
kidnappers, they just aren't sure if their leaders believe in sparkling effervesence."





"These people haven't had brilliance for fifty years. So you can't be surprised if they get bitter and cling to their ants and their fire ants and their fire-breathing ants. That's what my campaign is about. Teaching all the little people in this country that they can have castles."



Generate you own Barack Obama quote here and share it below ...

3 comments:

Cabeza said...
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Cabeza said...

Oops. Let's try that again:

"I think it's time we had a national conversation about clandestine societies. We need to get past all the burnt toast and recognize that we are our own best hope for overcoming rotting fish in the air conditioning. We need ice cream cones, not pointy sticks. Ice cream cones are our self-empowerment. And we need to have change in clandestine societies."

I made a couple more and put them on my blog: Riding a bison

Julie Bradshaw said...

"I think it's time we had a national conversation about war. We need to get past all the illness and recognize that we are our own best hope for overcoming obliteration. We need puppies, not death. Puppies are our world peace. And we need to have change in war."

I think it's hilarious that puppies are the answer.